You’re probably saying to yourself “What? Why would he write a review of How to Train Your Dragon? Why did he even watch How to Train Your Dragon?” You know what? Life works in mysterious ways, and God does not always provide us with answers to these types of questions. Surely in the next life as Saint Peter opens the pearly gates for us he will whisper in our ears the wherefores of all questions that have plagued us in life. Only then will you learn that I watched How to Train Your Dragon because a lot of people I have never met have said really good things on podcasts (the source of most of my film consumption). But until then you will have to settle for my opinion of the film.