222 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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Before I get into this review, I want to establish that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is not a good movie. I’m going to say some confusing things in the next few paragraphs, but it must go on record early that this movie stinks. The script is almost entirely incoherent, and the female characters are barely present. But – and this is very difficult for me to say – I kind of liked it.

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